in other words “stop pointing out my boyfriend’s typos and making a big deal of it you jackasses” i’m kidding but still
the hobbit: a summary
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
shout out to seventeen for writing this
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
what even is that pose, Dan
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
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