GUYS, MAKE PEWDS FIND THE THING
Phil in The Madness of Matthew Swiatczak (x)
This weird thing that I’m climbing on was at the end of the road and me and my friends called it “The Pump” [x]
imagine your OTP taking a bubble bath together
photo by: Don Jaun, Elmakias
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
This is so important
Their son/daughter kills him/herself “I didn’t know he/she was having serious problems”
"Why would you try to kill yourself?" "Why do you do this to us?" "Do you think you are the only one with emotions and problems?" "Why don’t you talk to us??"
This is so fucking accurate.
Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum
Hey, no, stop that shit. You are cast because you are the best for the part. The fact that he is Egyptian and has the right facial features means they had some really great luck with that casting.
no it matters that they actually casted an Egyptian person instead of some white actor like they usually do actual representation is pretty damn important
Clara & anything that tickles your fancy:
CLARA AND THE TEA MUGS
(HAPPY CLARA APPRECIATION DAY!)
In Slovakia we don’t say “I love you”. we say “Keď mi bolo päť zabil som svoju prababku a zjedol som jej uši” which translates to “We share one soul”. I just think that’s so beautiful.
LIES, NOTHING BUT LIES
Lies is what you gonna get when you deal with the God of Mischief.